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Oh, purple prose, you are too entertaining.

The seductive hiss of charring tickled the woman’s ears as she leisurely took in a puff of her cigarette and the bits of ash casually fell on her chest. She fluttered her provocative eyes and let the smoke curl around her tongue almost as though it were forked, then teased the air with the wisps of the nicotine only to pull it back in through her bewitching nose.

Kakinna suddenly felt a shudder of disturbance in the perfect silence: Some blonde chick was humming on a bench. She scowled and released her used smoke in a perturbed exhale, no longer in the mood to toy with it. Whatever. She had stuff to do or something anyway.

Kakinna slithered over to the bench with an irresistable finesse and leaned over the back rest with her arms crossed, her left hand still clutching the taunt-whispering cigarette. She tilted her head toward the girl and couldn’t help raised an eyebrow - this one had some cleavage on her, didn’t she? Kakinna snapped her tongue at the hummer to get her attention as brought the cigarette back up to her mouth “Hey, Tits, y’know some chick named ‘Jessica Cho’?”

I’ll admit, I’m not really a fan of the overtly bitchy characters to begin with, but hey, it takes all types. But dear god, “provocative eyes?” “Bewitching nose?” “Irresistable finesse?” If you need me, I’ll be slamming my head on my keyboard.

The best part? My BF and I got our characters accepted to the RP in the same batch as this gem. So this is basically how we were greeted.

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portals bro

kin kin goes through a portal to a demension her created where hee could act like a baby all he wanted and not be judged

Kin Kin continued to paly in his demension as he played with his blocks makin a pyramid out of them

Kin Kin came out of his deimenshion into the cafe through a portal and sat down near the other kid looking at the menu

»The boy that appeared next to jax sent him jumping up and landing on the floor.” where did you come from!?”

»>“KIN KIN”dante said takle hugging him

“another deimension of my own creation im Kintario protector of space and time and Assassin of the stars” as he transforms into his assassin form he said

then a wolf ran into the room and up to kin kin and he petted the beast ” And this is my best friend fang”

Kin Kin hugged his brother adn kissed his cheek happily as he transformed back into his toddler self

»>dante patted his head

I’ve seen better writing on a cereal box.

Alice woke up in an orphanage, she was alone in a room. She couldn’t recall any of her memories but she saw blood on her clothes, and screamed. The memories that she forgot will always be forgotten since it was her intention that she didn’t want to remember.She was a wealthy girl and her parents were having a party for her grandmother’s eightieth birthday but then at the stroke of midnight, a fire started and screams were echoing the hallways. Mikan, was Alice’s twin sister who killed over two hundred people, and said it was for Alice, to protect her.Mikan held a knife in her hand and killed many, when Mikan saw Alice trembling in fear, Mikan intended to kill Alice but Alice got away with only minor injuries but everybody who was in there included her mother, died. Only two people survived, it was her and her father. But she got separated by her father and was taken in by the Takashi’s orphanage. Since that incident, she lived a normal life, nothing disturbing until when she was walking home from school, Alice felt like she was being watched and took cautious of her footsteps. As she walked in too a dead alley, she cornered the stalker, as she was cornering the stalker, she quickly took a large stick and threw it towards the stalker, he got hit on the head and was bleeding, Alice freaked out and looked at the blood. The man opened his eyes and told Alice that he was her father, she didn’t believe him at first but then she listened to the rest of his story, which she didn’t understand since she was only in middle school then but her father took her away from the Orphanage and brought her home with him. Her father owns a large business company and a line of hospitals, she tries her best to help him in any way that she could but normally she just goes to parties.After two years has past, the tension grew between her and her father. Her father always arrives home at late hours and sometimes never returns home. One night, Alice followed her father to find out that he was at bars and casino’s spending at least one million dollars a month. Alice was furious, her powers soon went out of control and buried the whole building, luckily eighty percent of the people made it out alive, or badly injured but the rest died. As she stood there watching the crime scene, she ran away soon, scared to death. She didn’t know if her father made out alive or not but if he died, Alice didn’t know what to do so she just ran. When she returned home, she noticed her father car in the drive way and dashed towards the door, to see her father sitting on the couch watching t.v. like nothing happen. Alice just fell to the ground, crying and told her father what happen and her father recommended the Poinsettia Academy. Alice and her father, both agreed that it was time to depart again, and as she was packing the car. Alice glanced at her father and whispered, ‘thank you’. But Alice didn’t know that this school, was were all her problems began

ALRIGHT GUYS.

Take a sip each time you see something “sad” and “depressing”.

I can not get over this. 

 One night, Alice followed her father to find out that he was at bars and casino’s spending at least one million dollars a month. Alice was furious, her powers soon went out of control and buried the whole building, luckily eighty percent of the people made it out alive, or badly injured but the rest died. 

LOL. What the fuck do you do to have so much money you can spend a million a month and not be famous? Also, “ luckily eighty percent of the people made it out alive, or badly injured but the rest died.

When you say eighty percent of the people made it out alive, how stupid do you think we are to not know what happened to the other twenty percent? Man, oh man…

Alice’s creator, if you ever see this… Please. Think hard about what you’re doing wrong here. 

RULES
1.u may hav a bf or gf in the rp and u may get marryed in the rp and u may hav a baby in the rp.

2.romance is encoureged.

3.UR KARICTER MUST BE IN ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!


STORYu wake up in a dorm…u see u are a neko…u feel like u want to date some1 u go outside and u see a prettygirl her name is milu……


name:milu
likes:cute boys,candy,nice ppl.
dislikes:mean selfish ppl.
pikchure: User Image

Amelia laughed,” I guess you are right, but I was only playing the game you started.” She put out her right hand out towards Kanade, “Well then I guess your right, it really isn’t our fault we dislike eachother. It’s just our genetics, so how bout we come to a truce?” Amelia knew it would be incredibley difficult not to insult the female standing in front of her. This truce if Kanade chose to accept would most likely not last for very long, so it wasn’t a big deal.

Amelia was about to enter another room when she smelt the scent of a vampire and an Angel. That’s an interesting mixture…, thought Amelia as she opened the door. She figured she’d have to meet them at some point. The Angel would be fun, but the vampire would be a fun experience. She walked up to the two females and tryed to smile,”Hello ladies, it’s nice to meet you.” When she said the word nice, she couldn’t help but look at the vampire. “I’m as you know, Amelia Windsor, Werewolf Princess.”

Only generic princesses are allowed.

Avail Lovely

Startled at the girls voice, she looked up from her schedule, and staring at a young girl with short hair, and with a dark presence. Vampire she guessed. 
Avail smiled and stood up, extending her arm out.
“Hello, I’m Avail, Princess of angels.” She said stretching her wings, as if to prove the statement. “Its very nice to meet you, I hope we can all get along, so we can all leave this hell hole. ” After a moment, “Excuse my manners, And you are?”

Kanade soon found herself stepping out of a extravagent black limo that rolled up to the school’s front gate. She stepped out yawning with a small shoulder bag, hanging from her arm. Since she was told her luggage would be present in her dorm, she found it relaxing she had to carry no more weight than that on her shoulder.

She took her first few steps on the school grounds. She gazed at the school in utter disgust. She despited the sight of her new school all ready. “Well, I better get inside and make my presence known. They’re probably dying to see me.” She smirked. She entered the academy, walking up inside to see rows and rows of servants. She saw a faint outline of a girl, but didn’t appear too interested to talk to her. “Where’s my room?” She asked demandedly. One of the servant approached her, she bowed in her presense “Follow me, please”“I didn’t say I was going, I just wanted to know where it was, I’m hungry.” The woman handed her a dorm key, “Room A1. Your roomate hasn’t signed in yet. So, you’ll be alone until she does. Have a great morning.” The woman spoke sincerly with a smile. Kanade frowned at her with disapproval before giving the woman her bag and leaving out of sight to the food hall.

Kanade eventually made it to the food hall. She saw the girl she caught a glimpse of earlier, walking over to her with the bowl of cherries she had got form the food table. She sat down in front of her, smirking. “Good morning.” She said rather coldly.

She count: ten.

The Story
Long ago, there was a war. No, not World War I or any human war. This war was one of the most devastating things that happened to earth. Normal people thought it was a breakout in plague’s and other things. But no, It was a war of the super natural. Angels, demons, witches, vampires, werewolves, faeries, all fought for what they thought was right.
After so much death, the main powers decided that it was time for an alliance, for the land to be split, and a school was to be made that would bring their future rulers together.Will there be chaos? Will there be love? Even, will there be death?

That’s not generic at all. 

Johnny looked around the field and into the school, and even thou he was a shy kid he looky pretty cool walking down the halls, with his thumbs jabbed in his pocket. he put his bags into his locker, and took out the stuff he needed. Johnny stayed clear of the jocks or the people the usually get into fights, johnny likes fights but as long as he is not in them. His eyes rolled over to the main office to get his medication before class, as soon as he got it he walked out and noticed the principle’s daughter talking to Logan. He smirked, and shook his head, he fixed his black shirt and poped his collar, he walked out to were logan and Alice was but ignored them and headed to a bench. The earg for a cigarette was getting on his nerves.

THE EARG

THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE URGE

YOU GUYS I JUST

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im dying