Oh, purple prose, you are too entertaining.
The seductive hiss of charring tickled the woman’s ears as she leisurely took in a puff of her cigarette and the bits of ash casually fell on her chest. She fluttered her provocative eyes and let the smoke curl around her tongue almost as though it were forked, then teased the air with the wisps of the nicotine only to pull it back in through her bewitching nose.
Kakinna suddenly felt a shudder of disturbance in the perfect silence: Some blonde chick was humming on a bench. She scowled and released her used smoke in a perturbed exhale, no longer in the mood to toy with it. Whatever. She had stuff to do or something anyway.
Kakinna slithered over to the bench with an irresistable finesse and leaned over the back rest with her arms crossed, her left hand still clutching the taunt-whispering cigarette. She tilted her head toward the girl and couldn’t help raised an eyebrow - this one had some cleavage on her, didn’t she? Kakinna snapped her tongue at the hummer to get her attention as brought the cigarette back up to her mouth “Hey, Tits, y’know some chick named ‘Jessica Cho’?”
I’ll admit, I’m not really a fan of the overtly bitchy characters to begin with, but hey, it takes all types. But dear god, “provocative eyes?” “Bewitching nose?” “Irresistable finesse?” If you need me, I’ll be slamming my head on my keyboard.
The best part? My BF and I got our characters accepted to the RP in the same batch as this gem. So this is basically how we were greeted.